OregonMania II kicked off on Friday, July 27, 2012, two months after Naader Reda and I set off on our first OregonMania romp. I looked forward to witnessing three more days of Freak domination. But various circumstances forced the two of us to use our backup plans.
|San Diego Taco Company Wall of Flame|
Would the Freak be the next winner?
Then came the 11th hour backing out of Church St. Pizza. We had hoped for Naader to tackle a 28" dessert pizza on Day 1, mere hours after arriving in Oregon. Demitri later told us he got advance notice of some serious (money-making) business headed his way, so we couldn't fault him for his decision.
Then came Naader's long delay in San Francisco. The plane he was to board needed a replacement part, and subsequent poor communication left all the passengers in the dark about the situation. Originally, Freak8R would have been in Salem by late morning. He wouldn't arrive until after 5 p.m.
Naader and I crafted possible backup plans to fill the void Church St. Pizza left. Our first backup was Adam's Rib Smokehouse and the $19.95 Goliath Burger. It's a 2-pound beef patty and a pound of fries, so it could be close to five pounds with the garden full of veggies and the oversized bun.
My friend Kelly was also starving, and I managed to convince her to do the Goliath Burger as well. We met just outside the restaurant and momentarily savored the reunion. But we were left scrambling once again after being told the restaurant was out of big buns for the challenge burger. The Goliath would also have to wait another day.
Plan C was La Perla Tapatia's 20-Taco challenge, one that I failed a few weeks before with maybe five tacos left. Naader smartly went with variety, getting four different types of five tacos each. While choices like lengua and cabeza were good ones, the chicken again proved very dry and challenging to put down.
But the Freak was on a mission, and the tacos didn't stand a chance. Less than 13 minutes later (official time 12:55), 20 tacos dispatched, and a new house record.
|Nice hat, Naader|
When I saw the challenge burrito, I had no doubt in my mind that it was larger than the one I took down. We guessed it had to be in the neighborhood of 4-5 pounds. With at least seven full habaneros (sliced) inside the burrito, plus around a dozen sliced serranos, Naader certainly had his work cut out for him.
|The picture doesn't do it justice. It was big. Real big.|
Naader and I guessed ~4.5 lbs
|Doing well so far!|
|One of the rare times you'll see him in distress|
|Just a bit more left!|
You can see the orange habaneros in the above photo, this burrito is NO JOKE!
The Freak scored the victory, but the burrito won the war. I had never seen this larger-than-life character in so much distress. And yet, I enjoyed every second of it. You bet I'm a bad influence. Such a sadistic panda. Tsk tsk.
|Naader's recovering outside|
I think the habaneros learned how to roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris
Seriously, you won't see this often, either
|But he got a winner's shirt!|
Even though capsaicin cramps were imminent, Naader would need all the rest he could to tackle Mad Greek Deli on Day 2. Meanwhile, the spicochist had a nice surprise planned for the Freak's entertainment.